Ueda is my nephew. He is 16 years old. He is sometimes called “You ate a banana” by the humans. This is a play on Ueda since it is pronounced oo ae da. I don't care for Ueda, not because he is Japanese, but because he thinks he is all “that”. I have to sometimes put him in his place. This is no mean feat since I weigh 9 pounds and he weighs 26 pounds and is so much larger than myself. I'm up to the task and make sure he knows who is boss when ever he comes visiting.