Halo is my oldest niece. She is 28 years old. She is called “Haydogo” by the humans. This comes from some stupid horse movie. Halo is a good niece since she only visits and doesn't bother me. The humans claim that she has an OCD, this is because she will lick their faces, hands, or any other part of them she can get to and won't stop until they put her down, sort of like this sentence.